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IRCQuotes

Instructions
  1. Lurk on a warsow-related IRC channel.
  2. Find a funny, quirky or just generally nice genuine quote.
  3. Copy-paste it here without timestamps.
  4. Receive all the lulz and e-credits.
  5. ???
  6. Profit!

  • warsow.pickup
<Puffdar> when u see the only guy "in charge" is some asian fat emo not able to make his wife pregnant after 15 years
<Puffdar> u know this game is da shit

  • warsow.pickup
<AlainDelon> well, banning people is shit, but its ok to pass a message like... like... make a pause
for a game so u can put the hands on your heart and think and think and think a bit... and then u can
add I dont care

<AlainDelon> if u arent gay in west europe... u are discriminated !

<AlainDelon> one nakked belgian can beat down a microcephalic mongol in full armor

  • ingame
dr_cockdick: you don't like penises?
dr_cockdick: the ultimate symbol of manliness?
dr_cockdick: 8=o penis
Delirium: muscles are more manly
crizis: cock muscles
dr_cockdick: ^
crizis: have you ever seen 2 hairy, muscular gay men have sex
crizis: live
dr_cockdick: i wish i never will
Brafilus: did you?
crizis: i have
crizis: what has been seen cannot be unseen
crizis: :D
Brafilus: I have 1 question
crizis: it's beautiful!
Brafi: why?
crizis: haha
midget: i'll get peridoz
crizis: sexhibition
crizis: sex show

  • warsow.pickup
(22:31:46) Vladiris: sub me soul
(22:31:49) Vladiris: i will cock instead
(22:31:53) Vladiris: cook*
(22:31:53) soulblighter: very lag
(22:31:54) Vladiris: omg
(22:31:54) soulblighter: :dDD
(22:31:55) soulblighter: hahahahaha
(22:31:55) slowi: cock.
(22:31:55) zOrg: :D
(22:31:59) Vladiris: fuuuuuuuuuuu
(22:31:59) soulblighter: fair enough vlad
(22:32:02) Vladiris: haha
(22:32:04) adem: >.<
(22:32:07) soulblighter: i'll sub so you can cook a cock
(22:32:08) el_moto: you gotta do what you gotta do
(22:32:11) Vladiris: fuck me right
(22:32:12) slowi: you go ahead and cock, soul will take your spot
(22:32:14) soulblighter: :DD
  • warsow.betatest
  • 
    crizis: everything is possible but this is just royal assfuck with gasoline covered chainsaw on fire
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    Brafilus: !add ctftact
    Brafilus: !who
    Brafilus: !remove
    ^Pubobot^ changed topic: |bomb 3/10|ftag 2/6|ctf5v5 2/10|ctf 1/8|ctftact 1/10|tdm 0/8| http://tinyurl.com/warsowpickup
    Brafilus quited the room (quit: Quit).
    adem: O_o
    adem: !who
    ^Pubobot^: (notice) [bomb] apzera/jAck__/lep [ctf] adem1 [ctftact] adem1 [ftag] lep/adem1 [ctf5v5] Leshka/adem1
    <Xanthus_> gay dancing star crown shows you that they are homosexual, so you know not to put a rocket in their ass; they'd like it
  • warsow.na
  • 
    <@oxN> we have to only give OP to civilized people
  • oxN gives channel operator status to kckzi
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  • team.unknown
  • 
    
    <BRUNS> i wonder if loxer got raped in africa and got aids[
  • tastycast
  • 
    <xRDVx> You know... there are "freaks" all around the world.. you just gotta find 'em :p
    <LaG|I2ed3ye> You mean entertainment?
  • warsow.na
  • 
    <oxN> i think ill get a kobo instead of a kindle
    <@clownFart`> wtf is a kobo
    <oxN> another ereader
    <oxN> but with no wifi
    <@clownFart`> "The Kobo eReader is a Canadian-based e-book reader."
    <+dodson> canadian based ew
    <+anominous> hmm
    <+anominous> a canadian based company
    <+anominous> trying to kill the paper industry
    <+anominous> sounds like..
    <+anominous> treeson
    <+[BTF]Sanctify> HAHA
    <@clownFart`> roflk
    <oxN> LOl
    <@clownFart`> YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • warsow.na
  • 
    @wormyalon: you havent lived until youve zipped up your genitalia into a painful lil present
  • warsow.na
  • 
    <kckzi> anyone to CHESS
    <kckzi> :)\
    <smop> kckzi: is it turn based?
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    < qah-Bazooka> i hate girlfriends who have their "special" days per month -.-
    < blaa> ez
    < blaa> get a boyfriend
  • warsow.na
  • 
    <dsn`> i just showed my 4 year old cousin warsow
    <dsn`> his only comment was
    <dsn`> "pigs go on farms"
  • warsow
  • 
    <trivia> 42.  TV/ Movies: Born Sep 5, 1940, She starred in this movie: Scandal in a Small Town - 1988?
    <anonymous> wtf
    <[orbital]> Jodie Foster
    <||||||||> jodie foster
    <`36> jodie foster
    <ouxon> judie foster
  • warsow
  • 
    <rvg> i eat every meal in front of my pc :D
  • warsow
  • 
    <`36> 318.  Who was the second king of israel?
    <`36> saul
    <`36> jacob
    <MikeJS> david caruso
    <`36> Winner: MikeJS Answer: david Time: 5.865 Streak: 1 Points: 15 WPM: 10 Rank: 8th
  • warsow.na
  • 
    <Lo> wanna touch dicks bro?
    <BRUNS> if that situation were to genuinely arise right now
    <BRUNS> i'd probably say yes
    <BRUNS> :D
  • warsow.na
  • 
    <kckzi> ive been to prison
    <kckzi> it was actually quite pleasant
  • bruns
  • 
    <BRUNS> the girl in
    <BRUNS> the mark ronson vid
    <BRUNS> is fit
    <BRUNS> but
    <BRUNS> she reminds me od
    <BRUNS> of
    <BRUNS> my sister
  • team.unknown
  • 
    <h1o> i eat women
  • warsow
  • 
    <goochie> let's talk about gl now
    Grasli [~instant@77.236.0.4] has joined #warsow
  • team.unknown
  • 
    <ESC|reload> we should drive BRUNS to an orgasm
  • team.unknown
  • 
    <ESC|reload> you dont get a stiffy with lederhosen
  • warsow
  • 
    <FalckyATwork> Bosse lyssnar på metal... han måste vara sjuk
    <xlo^milkflow> quick, someone throw a pokéball at him
    <xlo^milkflow> falcky, du måste kasta en pokéball till den katt ny
    <FalckyATwork> xlo^milkflow HAHAHA va? =D
    <xlo^milkflow> lol, jag vet inte :(
    <xlo^milkflow> jag kan inte tala mycket svenska
    <jaZz-> Your swedish is atleast superior to falckys english..
  • devchan
  • 
    <jihnsius> someone give me kiki's phone number
    <Anthy> he is @ bed with wifi
    <Anthy> wife*
    <xlo^milkflow> probably wifi too
    <xlo^milkflow> it's kiki afterall
  • team.unknown
  • 
    <BRUNS> sorry my mum came in
    <BRUNS> and started giving me a massage
  • warsow
  • 
    <kiki> i owe 6000e to my mom lol
    <kiki> i hope she forgets about the loan
    <`36> or dies
    <kiki> yeah
    <BRUNS> lmao
  • warsow.na
  • 
    <XanCoach> I read it in a pickup artist book
  • warsow.na
  • 
    
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    <dripnosis> duel me immediately
    <zymze_> its all about the sexy shirtless black male
    <dripnosis> man this game sucks
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  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    <vicek> i use lg to cook
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    <`36> imagine if we're all playing warsow
    <`36> in 3000 years
    <`36> :|
    <kiki> yes
    <jewz0r> :D
    <Uz> that would be so sad
    <`36> haha
    <`36> i will have killed myself
    <parry> lmao
    <`36> long before then
    <jewz0r> wsw 1.0
    <`36> no
    <`36> not 1.0
    <Uz> yes
    <`36> 0.99
    <`36> :D
    <battle666> lol
    <jewz0r> :D
    <Uz> ^.^
    <kiki> 0.99testmod
    <`36> hahaha
    <`36> 0.99testmod5
    <`36> law still whining
    <`36> me still mapping
    <`36> wdm789
    <battle666> lol
    <ORDER`Falcky> hahahaha
    <DalaiLamer> lol
    <`36> h1o still running cups
    <kiki> falcky still using gb
    <ORDER`Falcky> lol
    <`36> reload still trying to be pro at quakelive
    <`36> :D
    <battle666> lol
    <ORDER`Falcky> haahhaha'
    <kiki> me still whining about armors
    <`36> daxio still 13
  • BRUNS
  • 
    <BRUNS> for a black girl especially shes not terrible
  • mastersofdestruction
  • 
    < VT|Hammer> \join #warsow.pickup
    < VT|Hammer> \join #warsow.pickup
    < VT|Hammer> something im doing wrong
    < VT|Hammer> \join #warsow.pickup
  • team.unknown
  • 
    <V-DecK> I'm being told h1o isn't fat now
    <V-DecK> have I been gone THAT long
  • warsow
  • 
    <rvg> i've never had a girl in my flat
  • warsow
  • 
    <ORDER`GoReY> i remember
    <ORDER`GoReY> i talked to much about guns n games, 2 girls started to cry because they didnt wanna work with me
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    <Puffdar> of course I have muslim friends and they are exellent and I never met any really dangerous muslim
    <Puffdar> well I have nothing against any communities or people in the entire world
  • warsow
  • 
    <daxio> dodged church
    <daxio> once again
    <daxio> :>
    <+KoFFiE> the church attacked you?
  • warsow.uk
  • 
    <spLd|MPHJE> Well then for now. We are searching for a WS player :D
    <`36> spLd|BRUNS
    <`36> looks good
    <spLd|MPHJE> I'm actually searching for a skilled one
    <spLd|MPHJE> :X
    <spLd|MPHJE> D
  • warsow
  • 
    <rvg> [19:45] <Sady`> I'm jealous
    <rvg> [19:45] <Sady`> she has big tits
    <rvg> [19:45] <Sady`> :DDDD
    <rvg> [19:45] <@rvg> amagawd
    <rvg> [19:45] <Sady`> so do i
    <rvg> [19:45] <Sady`> obv.
    <rvg> [19:45] <Sady`> but I won't show 'em
    <rvg> [19:45] <Sady`> >.<
  • warsow
  • 
    <rvg> [21:28] <Sady`> if you copypast our talk
    <rvg> [21:28] <Sady`> I'll never forgive you
    <rvg> [21:28] <rvg> ill never do it
    <rvg> [21:29] <rvg> im not a shit
    <rvg> [22:06] <rvg> damn
    <rvg> [22:06] <rvg> you destroyed my day
    <rvg> [22:06] <rvg> ^^,
    <rvg> [22:06] <Sady`> http://i38.tinypic.com/2s67qs0.jpg
    <rvg> [22:06] <Sady`> fo nao
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    <Puffdar> after sex you feel like a moron but after a warsow game you just want more
    <goochie> <Puffdar> after sex you feel like a moron
    <goochie> what have you been doing
  • warsow
  • 
    <dendro_netbook> ihsf threesome togiht ufall
    <dendro_netbook> goodbifgr
    <parry> lmao
    <parry> you had a 3 sum dendro_netbook?
    <dendro_netbook> tnes
    <parry> yes?
    <dendro_netbook> tomorrow we'll talk
  • 36
  • 
    <reload> im just the master of map control on dm5
    <`36> LOL
    <reload> you are the master of tele abusing
    <`36> LOL
    <reload> and +backing on dm5
    <reload> srsly
    <reload> you are
    <`36> LOL
    <reload> :D
    <`36> LOL
    <`36> i actually lol'd
    <`36> me the master of tele abusing on dm5??
    <reload> even better than scoobz0r and loxer
    <`36> hahahaha
    <reload> yes
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    <nekon> AND THIS ONE TIME IN WARSOW, WHEAT PUT A MIC IN HIS ASS AND FARTED THE COUNTDOWN
  • warsow.na
  • 
    <@jukkafoo> hello i am a robot sent from planet tussin here to sex all your earth gurls
  • warsow
  • 
    < vicek`> you are some kind of warsow pimp crizis
    < vicek`> guy who accused me of cheating asked
    < vicek`> "DOES KIKI KNOW YOU?"
    < vicek`> :D
  • wsw.na
  • 
    <+cosecant[63]> im pretty sure, if you just forked it, maintained and updated it, you would eventually pull devs from the actual warsow team
  • warsow
  • 
    <`36> #PlayboiZ.uk - Join the mansion!
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    <`36> did i just kill .de?
  • devchan
  • 
    <ivsound> btw what about monada sounds?
    <ivsound> lawenforcer suggest ninja-type stuff
    <`36> ninja's make no sounds
    <`36> ...
  • warsow
  • 
    <`36> i wish i had good stats like you gorey :(
    <GoReY> stats doesnt mean shit
    <h1o> :x
    <`36> lmao
    <h1o> 'I noticed one thing on some servers where I had 2.93 kills per death and was top5 with most frags made. This can make you loosen up a bit.'
    <GoReY> THE FUCKING MANAGMENT OF ORDER WANTED TO NOT HAVE 100% BULLSHIT AND SOME FUCKING RESULTS
    <GoReY> now stfu
    <`36> rgd
    <h1o> :D
  • warsow
  • 
    <h1o> what the fuck is gorey doing
    <`36> hiding
    <h1o> WHY IS HE NOT ONLINE
    <h1o> ffs
    <`36> maybe hes having rl problems
  • warsow.uk
  • 
    <BRUNS> i recently had a guy who constantly rubbed his leg against mine
  • warsow
  • 
    <Anton_Gremaud>   i life in one chamber with a kitchen, no place...........sorry
    <FrooP> at least you have a kitchen
    <36> you live in a basement?
    <FrooP> in reflys?
    <Anton_Gremaud> yeah!
  • warsow
  • 
    <matze`> http://acidcow.com/fun/2162-transport-of-illegal-immigrant-4-pics.html
    <vicek> that's how rld reached germany
  • teamwinaregoingtowin
  • 
    (BRUNS) xlo^Hyrveli relo4d
    (BRUNS) we are playing a ca game mix
    (BRUNS) fun
    (relo4d) nto now!
    (relo4d) :*not
    (BRUNS) why not? :(
    (relo4d) need to play trumpet first
  • warsow
  • 
    <Paschu> sure! the dutch ppl are so fkin impolite - they throw with food :O
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    <Sady> lol, i just googled tanga
    <Sady> didn't know what was it
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    <h1o> ive grown crizis:p
  • warsow
  • 
    <Lo> there is no middle class
    <parry> here we go
  • warsow
  • 
    <sepht> reFly: do you sleep?
    <kiki_> it never sleeps...
  • warsow
  • 
    <hajodepajo> they should recruit me
    <hajodepajo> im amazing dev
    <sepht> hajodepajo: to what, eat their snacks?
    <hajodepajo> i got great ideas
    <reFly> you would eat our svn
    <moonshield> rofl
    <moonshield> =D
    <messiahmachine> and drink our coffee
    <reFly> yes
    <reFly> >:(
    <hajodepajo> i dont drink coffee
    <messiahmachine> ok
    <messiahmachine> eat our coffee
  • warsow.uk
  • 
    You were kicked from #warsow.uk by kckzi (MAGIC NARNIA POWERS?)
  • squareoranges
  • 
    Uz: honestly
    Uz: if i say.... send me a message via MSN if you wanna play
    Uz: ..... then ... may be try sending me a message over msn?
    BlancheNeige: DO I HAVE YOU ON MSN
    Uz: lol speaking of which ... i am not on there :D
  • devchan
  • 
    <SoLomonK> lol vic
    <SoLomonK> someday i'd like to understand this love/hate relationship between you and 36
    <machinemessiah> it's all love
    <machinemessiah> no h8
  • warsow
  • 
    Zyfo: hey look at this
    Zyfo: www.nxc.se/so2.jpg
    Zyfo: we rock
    proud`: hehe
    Zyfo: we have excuses though!
    proud`: omg so :<
    Zyfo: zoka: "I sucked" zyfo: "didn't know the map" bn: "went for flags not kills"
    proud`: ctf1 r win tbh
    Zyfo: sady: "I am a girl"?
    proud`: hehe
    Zyfo: ye idd, www.nxc.se/so1.jpg
  • warsow
  • 
    <Sady`> haha
    <Sady`> tomorrow for your show hajodepajo ?
    <hajodepajo> gg Sady`
    <hajodepajo> you won
    <Sady`> nah
    <Sady`> that wasn't fair
    <Sady`> you were drunk
    <Sady`> let's play again tomorrow
    <hajodepajo> u won
    <hajodepajo> 'show tits
    <hajodepajo> tbh
    <Sady`> no u
    <hajodepajo> :<
  • warsow
  • 
    <kiki_> aka osx alike bar for linux
    <Begrip|BRUNS> i like chocolate
    <@SoLomonK> ah ok
    <Begrip|BRUNS> glad that's that cleared up then
    (just to note, i'm not the fucking weirdo quoting myself here all the time)
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    <hazrd> qah-WoOdY: #vq3pickup mr
    <@qah-WoOdY> qah-WoOdY: #cunt mr
  • warsow
  • 
    dcc\hajodepajo • wsw sucks
    dcc\hajodepajo • sucks
    dcc\hajodepajo • i rage
    dcc\hajodepajo • really hard
    dcc\hajodepajo • vs serious fags
    gero` • rofl
    rvg` • bad loser :(
    dcc\hajodepajo • stfu rvg`
    dcc\hajodepajo • fag
    rvg` • <3
    dcc\hajodepajo • im taking you off my budy list bitch
    dcc\hajodepajo • i know im a bad loser
    dignitas\Daze_ • h1o your rants are getting overdone now
    dignitas\Daze_ • :P
    dcc\hajodepajo • i dont care
    rvg` • buddy list?
    dcc\hajodepajo • ignore me
    learn_more • rvg`, he just made a buddy list in notepad just to remove
  • warsow
  • 
    <mrcat> retard
    <mrcat> retard
    <mrcat> retard
  • mrcat (~mrcatcat@200.80-202-216.nextgentel.com) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (You are violating network rules, ID: 18471837)))
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  • warsow
  • 
    <@reFly> I'm happy i got this 360 for free
    <@reFly> my girlfriend won it
    ...
    <vae-dendrofil> buying a 360 from a girl in the shop doesnt mean you get it for free, nor that she's your GF..
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    <Sady`> OH DENDRO IS ADDED I MUST ADD
    <Sady`> !add tdm
  • warsow
  • 
    <cubeOFF|pbx> id preggor them all
    <cubeOFF|pbx> even the one that is already preggor
    <cubeOFF|pbx> my super sperm would kill the baby and fertilise a new egg
    <cubeOFF|pbx> ez
  • warsow
  • 
    <dcc\hajodepajo> but bruns
    <dcc\hajodepajo> why did i kill wsw
    <dcc\hajodepajo> or better
    <dcc\hajodepajo> how
  • warsow.uk
  • 
    <@Begrip|BRUNS> all the best things happen here
    <@Begrip|BRUNS> we used to have jesus in here too
    <@Begrip|BRUNS> but we kickbanned :\
  • warsow.pickup
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    —› join: (Loon`wsw) (~Loon@Lo0n.users.quakenet.org)
    <Loon`wsw> !add ica
    <Loon`wsw> ...
    —› part: (Loon`wsw) (~Loon@Lo0n.users.quakenet.org)
  • Jump-it
  • 
    <Temptat1on> Who are you?
    <Temptat1on> Leave me alone
    <trX``CheGee-off> fuck off
    <trX``CheGee-off> dun need itr
    <trX``CheGee-off> u already destroyed so go cry in corner
    <trX``CheGee-off> i fuck u without vaselina
    <trX``CheGee-off> u owned yourself u edited posts on warsow.net lol
    <trX``CheGee-off> grow up
    <trX``CheGee-off> be
    <trX``CheGee-off> bye*
    <Temptat1on> bye
    <Temptat1on> and gn8
    <trX``CheGee-off> dream about cock sucking :) have a nice day
    <Temptat1on> oh Are you gay?
    <Temptat1on> wtf?
    <Temptat1on> leave me alone
    <trX``CheGee-off> no but we can try
    <trX``CheGee-off> ill fuck u and u will suck ok ?
    <trX``CheGee-off> its good dill
  • warsow.pickup
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    <clone`KillaloT> The world of Quake, has been dug up from the ground.
    Warsow universe i like builtet by über insane chinese engineers !
  • warsow
  • 
    <dcc\hajodepajo> ORDER`dendrofil
    <dcc\hajodepajo> whats a doublenigger?
  • warsow.uk
  • 
    <@reFly> me, myself and my basement
    <@reFly> by Parry Irish
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    <Kwalle> NEED SPEC connect warsow://pickup@91.194.236.101:44400
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    <Kwalle> vae-36, can i see the source?
    <Kwalle> vae-36, wctf6 source
    <vae-36> http://www.stopaskingmeivealreadysaidno.com/wctf6_b18.map
    <Kwalle> vae-36, this isnt a valid link
  • warsow.uk
  • 
    <@Begrip|BRUNS> :'D
    <@Begrip|BRUNS> :D
    <@Begrip|BRUNS> :)
    <@Begrip|BRUNS> :|
    <@Begrip|BRUNS> :(
    <@Begrip|BRUNS> :S
  • warsow
  • 
    <kckzi> i live in narnia
    <kckzi> its right next to spain and france
    <ParrY> lol
    <dcc\h1o> seriously?
  • warsow.pickup
  • 
    Begrip|BRUNS: Ainsi font, font, font
    Begrip|BRUNS: Les Petites Marionettes
    Begrip|BRUNS: Ainsi font, font, font
    Begrip|BRUNS: Trois petits tours et puis s'en vont.
  • warsow.uk
  • 
    <vae-36> +backing is the way forward
  • warsow
  • 
    • +SL|Grumx is away [Im off]
    • vae-36 isn't away [Im on]
    • brahl is away for 10 mins [Im turned on]
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    <cube|pbx> i had a jog yesterday
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    <Sady> cucumber <3
  • wsw.na
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    <kckzi`DmR> spermy
    <kckzi`DmR> LOL
    <kckzi`DmR> stermy makes me wanna make him spermy
    <kckzi`DmR> mm baby
    <kckzi`DmR> lol
  • earth-Xtreme.wsw
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    <Rigolus> 1o1 DA high+ skilled noserv
  • warcho.net
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    Stormy`` casts lightning strike on reFly
    reFly casts kick on Stormy`
    Stormy`` [~fu@***.com] has been kicked from #warcho.net by reFly [~reFly@reFly.users.quakenet.org]: It worked!
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    vae-36 slaps kckzi around a bit with a large trout
    <Patrik_K> now errbody in the club gettin kckzi
    cube|pbx [pbx@member.cube-gaming.org] is now known as cubeOFF|pbx
    <EG|DaHanG> ahha
    <reFly> :D
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    <vae-36> http://wswnanovice.tourney.cc/participants/
    <vae-36> signup bruns
    <vae-36> you might win
    <Begrip|BRUNS> i would win if i put a bit of prac in ofc
    <Begrip|BRUNS> but i'd have to learn 2 maps
    <Begrip|BRUNS> and stay up til 4-5am
    <Begrip|BRUNS> not gonna happen
    <V-DecK> it's a novice tourney
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    <rvg> me and HAZRD plays CA
    <rvg> cus u need brains
    <rvg> to play CA
  • warsow
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    <ev0> i want to see peoples opinion on this
    <ev0> 3 nights in a row ive made my girl come - first night 4 times over like 1 hour straight, second 5 and third 3 - all same timeframe
    <ev0> i keep hard through all of them - but i havent come yet
    <ev0> now my gf is hot.
    <ev0> am i a pimp / pornstar
    <ev0> or a chump
    <brahl> :|:|
    <ev0> or is she bad
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    <BRUNS`> what does the match maker do
  • devchan
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    <machinemessiah> function Mokshu::Girlfriend() { return "CIMG12313.jpg"; }
    <willl> function isn't a key word in c++
    <willl> fail
    <machinemessiah> it's php
    <willl> then its fail anyway
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    <WHAAAAAAAT> half of the maps that come with the game look like ray charles picked out the color swatches
  • warsow
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    <esk0> any good (better than bruns pls) duelers playing now? i wanna watch good duels..
    <vae-36> haha
    <esk0> is it too much to ask? :(
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    <xlo^vicek> don't expect anyone from uk except bruns to come as well:)
    <dcc\h1o> 36
    <dcc\h1o> will come
    <brahl> hahaa
    <brahl> as if 36 will go to cdc5
    <xlo^vicek> i will eat my monitor
    <brahl> cmon
    <brahl> uk = CBA
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    <vae-36> that was the worst type ever
    <vae-36> *typo
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    <reFly> imagine getting a blowjob from kirby
    <reFly> HOLY SHIT!
  • warsow.uk
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    <vae-36> man
    <vae-36> i feel like
    <vae-36> i dunno
    <xlo^BRUNS> chicken tonight?
    <vae-36> i just lost to dendrofil
    <xlo^BRUNS> LMFAO
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    <gubelfax> lol @ quad
    <Videl> IN THE MIDDLE
    <Videl> IN THE MIDDLE
    <gubelfax> never timed it too ^^
    <reFly> :D
    <Videl> IN THE MIDDLE
    <gubelfax> but got it once
    <mXp|Mgz> lol me 2 , i still dont know where is the quad
    <gubelfax> rofl
    <mXp|Mgz> xD
    <gubelfax> :D
    <reFly> she wants it in the middle
    <Videl> ._.
  • warsow
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    <moonshield_> found perfect game for brahl
    <moonshield_> http://www.moddb.com/mods/10873/ifarm
    <vae-36> ROFL
  • warsow
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    <learn_more> spent 8 hours installing shitty linux on an old box
    <BRUNSSSSSSSSSSS> oh no
    <BRUNSSSSSSSSSSS> not linux
    <learn_more> because vid card was not supported or so
    <BRUNSSSSSSSSSSS> fuck this
    <-- BRUNSSSSSSSSSSS has left this server (Read error: EOF from client).
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    <soh-lokirulez> 15:30] * Joins: nothyrveli (~xlo_Hyrve@a88-112-4-68.elisa-laajakaista.fi)
    <nothyvreli> well fuck
    <BRUBNS> lmao
    <BRUBNS> fail
    <BRUBNS> :D
    <brahl> epic fail
    <vae-36> haha
    <nothyvreli> :(
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  • warsow
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    <cube|pbx> genetically more retarded that law + his russian chick
    <cube|pbx> HAHAHAHAH
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    <dcc\h1o> you have a fat midget baby
    <dcc\h1o> HAHAHA
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    <Begrip|BRUNS> vae-36 / ParrY
    <Begrip|BRUNS> either of you got a popcorn maker?
    <ParrY> why
    <vae-36> no
    <Begrip|BRUNS> k :(
    <ParrY> if i said yes how would me having one help?
    <Begrip|BRUNS> cos then we'd have that on extra thing in common
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    <ORDER`KILLME> like I said he's the father of warsow :D
    <FrooP> whos mom then?
    <SoLomonK> my left hand is the mom
    <FrooP> :o
    <ORDER`KILLME> xO
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    <lokirulez> h1o will give you his mullet
    <dcc\h1o> ey fu german
    <dcc\h1o> i dont have a mullet
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    <@brahl> apparently videl has a pretty good rack on her :/
  • warsow.pickup
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    <ORDER`dendrofil> my desktop is so handsome!
    <ORDER`dendrofil> I just wanna open the cdhatchet and put my cock in there
  • warsow.pickup
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    <hazrd> Based on pure facts, it should feel nice for every guy to recieve buttsex:S
  • nowere
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    <ORDER`dendrofil> if you push your balls up, and place one on each side of the cockroot you can manage to place em so they stay there
    <ORDER`dendrofil> that way you can look like you havent got any balls, or only one anytime you want.
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    • vae-dendrofil (~mans_mart@83.233.18.242) has joined #warsow.pickup
    • Q sets mode: +o vae-dendrofil
    
    <BlancheNeige> HAPPY BIRTHDAY vae-dendrofil §§
    <lokirulez> dendrooooooo
    <lokirulez> hb
    <Sady`> DENDROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    <BABEZ> lies
    <Sady`> HAPPY BIRTHDAY !§!!!!!
    <Kwalle> Happy Birthday vae-dendrofil :)
    <BlancheNeige> ahah
    <BABEZ> ye what that retard said
    <@vae-dendrofil> its not my birthday
    <@vae-dendrofil> lul?
    <ORDER`KILLME> HAPPY BIRTHDAYZORS MR TREEHUGGER
    <BlancheNeige> :DDDDD
    <Sady`> I hope its his bh
    <BABEZ> lol
    <@vae-dendrofil> ..
    <Sady`> ahahahah
    <ORDER`KILLME> wat?
    <@vae-dendrofil> It's not my birthday fags
    <Sady`> I knew it was a joke
    <ORDER`KILLME> lol
    <BlancheNeige> I'm like god
    <BABEZ> TWAT?
    <lokirulez> hi dendrooooooooooo happy birthday
    <BABEZ> lol
    <Sady`> HAIIIIIIIIII
    <ORDER`KILLME> successful troll is FUCKING SUCCESSFUL
    <BABEZ> wtf
    <@vae-dendrofil> yet I love you all
    later (still in #warsow)
    <lokirulez> vae-dendrofil got his birthday, /query vae-dendrofil HAPPY BIRTHDAY DENDRO!
    <moonshield> thelawenforcer got his birthday, /query vae-dendrofil HAPPY BIRTHDAY DENDRO!
    <Sady`> remind it to me friday plz ;(
    <moonshield> fuck
    <moonshield> fail
    <reFly> only 10 months till my birthday /query vae-dendrofil HAPPY BIRTHDAY reFly!
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    <h1o> 12 buttons is nice for spamming binds in bomb
    <h1o> FrooP
    <h1o> :D
    <FrooP> *ahem*
    <FrooP> i have alias spambinds
    <FrooP> which i need to redo
    <moonshield> you could spam TWELVE different smilies
    <math>Insert formula here</math>
  • warsow.au
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    Bot spam cause everyone was basically drunk.
    <ggsnipes> .8ball is everyone here gay
    <lolbotz> 8ball: ggsnipes: yes.
  • warsow
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    <midget> puffdar warsow-hitler
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    <Puffdar> just imaginating little girls pregnant... forced to open their bellies to make the alien go out... turn me on
  • warsow.pickup
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    <zorg>    by the looks of it im deffinetly a pu star
  • warsow.fr
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    <SuperPuffdar> well, if its my daughter I just make her pregnant... I was stupid not making kids at young age
    <SuperPuffdar> I wouldnt be mad at being her father, would tell myself... at this point just make her pregnant...





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